Hello
peeps, I'm Hindsight and welcome to Wanktool. I hope you
like it already.
Here's
a breakdown of what there is available. Scroll down and
read it all or just click on one of the following links
to jump straight to the part you are interested in.
Free
Pics | Free
Movies | Live Sex Chat
| Porn Theatre | Porn
Awards
Porn Trials | Hinds
Hoes | Sex Toys | Young
Pups | So Fucked
Jenns Week |
Pill Store
| Smoke
Shop | Invite Friends
| Wallpaper |
The WankTool | Get
Rich | Chats Forum | The
Wilderness
Bookmark
This Site If
you don't already know..... oh dear, welcome to 10 years
ago.
Free
Pics This
is the list of daily thumbnail galleries, unlike every
other 'free porn' website the galleries here are 100%
clean, which means no annoying pop ups, no misleading
links sending you off to somewhere you didn't want to
go and most of all top quality shit - hand picked by me.
Every gallery on this page is replaced the next day with
a new list giving you around.. hmmm.. I think it's 1000
galleries a day, so thats roughly 15000 pics daily ! Also
check out the archive for 1000's more free pics. [top]
Free
MoviesThis
is the list of daily movie galleries, apparently peeps
prefer movie samples to pictures, although I don't really
understand why as the free samples are always a bit dodgy
quality and last for like 10 seconds after taking 10 minutes
to download! Still, you want em, you've got em. At the
time of writing this, there are not very many movie galleries
in my list but I will be increasing this number as WankTool
grows in popularity. Even so, you already have around
20-30 daily galleries so that's 80 new movie samples every
day, which is hopefully enough to keep you going - if
it isn't... "Well hello you freak!" ;-)
You can chill because there is also a shitload
of others in the movie archive. [top]
Live
Sex Chat Now,
I personally feel there is quite alot of stigma attached
to paying for porn, peeps just don't seem to want to.
Which, when you think about it is rather illogical. People
are prepared to pay top dollar for quality weed or beer
or quality clothes or shoes and whatever else takes their
fancy, but when it comes to porn, everyone wants a freebie.
Now, I spent alot of stoned hours pondering over why this
is and 36 spliffs later I came to the conclusion that
it's because there are so many fucking websites out there
that try to skank you out of your money. So I then spent
another shitload of stoned hours going though every porn
website available to find out what systems are the best
(yeah tough job I know). And this live sex chat programme
is it. I swear on that. LOL.. I've been getting quite
bored of looking at pics all the time and thought that
my porn needs where fading away at the "start worrying
about your health" age of 25. But then this shit
sparked it up again. I genuinely thought it was wicked
- yeah I know what you're thinking.. "bullshit you
did Hindsight, you're just saying that so we pay"
well bollocks to that, it's the truth.. it's like a mini
adreneline, telling the webcam girls to do exactly what
you say.. it's got that sexual power thing going on, which
rocks. Anyway, so I went to the company who ran it and
implemented their system into WankTool and this is the
result. I also set it up so that all you guys get a free
sneek preview of the live chat too, so go check it out
and then you'll know I'm not hyping it up unjustifably.
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Porn
Theatre Those
any of you looking for major high quality shit, this is
the place. No worries about memberships etc coz this bad
boy is pay per view. There's absolutely loads of of movies
to pick from, you just select what you want and BAM! here
it comes at major high speed download rates. Top quality
system here.
Porn
Awards Okay,
so continuing my theory on why peeps should actually get
into porn sites that cost money to enter I decided to
set up the Porn Awards. Because there are a shitload of
dodgy sites out there which take your money and then just
give you the same old bullshit you could have found for
free elsewhere I decided to go and check out literally
every porn site there is. Again, another really tough
thing to do.. ahem. I broke it down into categories and
then selected the best 5 for each one, these are the nominees.
I have implemented a click tracker to count up how many
of you guys click on each advert and then follow it up
by actually joining the site. At the end of the selection
period I will check which sites were the most favoured
by you guys and then announce the winner - hopefully at
this point, instead of the winner recieving a prize I
will try to reverse it and get them to give you guys a
prize, which if you think about it is fair enough, I mean,
they won coz you guys joined them so therefore they made
the most money out of you "WankToolers". No
promises here, but I will definately give it my best shot,
and hehehe.. rest assured, I'm quite a pushy fucker when
I need to be ;-) [top]
Porn
Trials
After searching around the internet looking at literally
hundreds of different porn sites I created a list of all
the ones I had found that offer free trials. Basically
these free trials require you to have a working email
address and a credit card. My advice to you would be to
use an email address other than your main one as you'll
probably get bombarded with spam afterwards! The credit
card is just to prove your age, the sites must implement
this as otherwise little kids could sign up. Honestly
though, I checked them out and all the ones I have posted
up are legit. The trial lengths differ depending on site
but many of them are for 3 days so you get a good go!
Also I have listed many others that give completely free
memberships, not trials but actually free access, so definately
check them out as they're pretty cool. I've listed all
the details on the pages so there's no need to tell you
here. But just go crazy and sign up to all of them! There's
absolutely loads of content there available for free so
enjoy it. My advice is to take a few days off work and
beat it 24/7 thus getting your 3 days worth! [top]
Hinds
Hoes This
is the home to all the WankTool galleries. These are different
to normal galleries as ALL of them have been made be me.
Well, me and some friends anyway. Every gallery in this
section is hosted on the WankTool servers meaning that
I can guarantee you that they will be there and haven't
been replaced by some dodgy Eastern European webmaster
trying to con you out of money with some fucked up .exe
file. I've written some comments about each of the galleries
so you know what to expect, and the comments aren't like
other porn websites whom tell you of how the girl you
are about to see is "beautiful and young" for
you to then find out she's some wrinkled up hag. I'll
tell you how it is and then you choose to check them out
or not. To make it even easier I've given each picture
set a score from my own... erm... really sophisticated
scoring system... hmmmmm.. [top]
Sex
Toys I
set up a contract with sextoy.com (the internets leading
sex toy shop) so that I could include my very own WankTool
toy shop within this site. I have listed about 4 or 5
pages worth of their most popuplar products for you guys
to check out. But also I added a search facility that
is directly connected to sextoy.com's database so therefore
even if what you want isn't available on WankTool you
will still be given the search results from sextoy.com
and I assure you that they have fucking everything! Shit,
when I was going through what I wanted to have in WankTool
I even came across a fucking Cow Sex Doll that "mooooos"
when you stick your cock in!! LOL, so yeah, basically
they have everything. [top]
Young
Pups Okay, so I have this thing for teenie girls,
it's those tight little butts and little soft pussies..
which is rather normal I guess as some freaks seem to
be into crucified midgets being raped by dead horses.
So as a tribute to all those sexy little under 20 bitches
I made up an additional site for you guys to wank over.
Barely 19 brings 12 new galleries daily, all of which
are upto WankTool standards - that is 100% of any popups
or other bullshit like that. [top]
So
Fucked I was in two minds whether to include
this part or not. Don't get me wrong, I'm a pretty twisted
up freak but I just thoght maybe some of you guys would
find this shit offensive. It isn't shit eating or horse
fucking or anything like that but it is just about the
most fucked stuff I found on the web relating to porn
sites. So if you find yourself desensitised from stuff
like anal and fisting etc you might want to check this
out.. if you're not really into sick shit, then let it
be and leave it alone. [top]
Jenns
Week This is gonna be totally cool. Jenn aka
Naughty Jenn is currently an amateur pornstar. She's a
22 year old blonde Canadian girl who enjoys fucking herself
and others on her live webcam. She accepted my offer of
having her own section on WankTool whereby she will keep
a diary on here telling us what she's been doing each
week. This is a great opportunity to get inside the mind
of a pornstar and understand their motivations and perceptions
of what they do - a subject I'm sure many of you will
find very interesting. She is quite new to the game and
therefore would still be regarded as borderline amateur.
We will follow her on her journey to porn fame and see
where she ends end up. I have already done an interview
with her to give you guys an immediate insight into who
she is - she's definately cool so make sure to check this
out. [top]
Pill
Store To
be honest, I added this because I thought the name would
sound cool "Yeah man, I gotta fucking Pill Store
on my website" and I was right, it does hehe. Unfortunately
I can't sell you guys Extasy or Valiums - well, not yet
anyways, if it becomes legal don't worry, it will end
up on WankTool for sure - but in the meantime I have had
to use something else. So, and no bullshit here I actually
did do this, I checked out all the various 'wonder pill'
suppliers to see what was going on. I researched which
company had the highest number of returning customers
as I figured that this would be the greatest measure,
I mean, any fucker can sell you pills, but if you come
back for more - on my experience of pill monster madness
- that means they're selling some hot shit. In all honesty
I haven't actually tried it myself yet, but might do sometime..
I mean, these guys are apparently selling shit that can
make your cock grow up to 3.5 inches.. and they have a
stackload of returning customers so maybe it's true..
if I do give it a go or any of the other products I promise
you I'll post the results up here, and if fuck all happens
after 200 bucks worth of cock growth pills I'm taking
them off the website. Having said all this, can I point
out that I don't actually need a bigger cock.. honest.
No fuck off.. it's true.. ask my right hand. [top]
Smoke
Shop Well
I dunno about you guys but I love to smoke the green..
actually, I've been getting quite into making my own custom
made resin recently which kicks some arse.. either way..
gotta smoke. I'm basically stoned within 5 mintues of
waking up, and as that includes the 2 minutes to roll
a spliff I'd say I got it bad. I'm then stoned for the
rest of the day.. which will totally explain why sometimes
I will blantantly miss an update for this site!! "I
was gonna work on WankTool, but then I got high.. lalalalalalalala".
Anyways, fuck what you all think on this one, I wanted
a Smoke Shop and dammit I got one. Hehehe.. it even sells
my favourite skins "Smoking Blues". Sweet eh?
Go check it out and buy some fat ass pipe coz I get 10%
of the sale.. which means that if you buy a top quality
bong you also just bought me about a 1/2 gram of chronic..
so thanks :-) [top]
Invite
Friends Listen
peeps, this one is important for me. Please use this and
tell ur mates about WankTool, fair enough if you think
it's shit don't bother, but I suspect that if you think
it's shit you haven't got this far in the text. Please,
I really want this site to work out, and the more peeps
that come here the more chance this site has got of not
dying. Meaning that you won't have to return to any un-named
crack whore of a website that you were probably using
before you found this place. And remember, the more peeps
coming here the better we can make it. I have loads of
fucking ideas for this place but first I need to show
that I have a fat amount of regular visitors before I
can implement them. Just help me out here on this one
okay? Thanks. [top]
Wallpaper
Big
up to my man Akil on this one, you just gotta love the
monkey haven't ya? I figured that some of you guys would
want him on ur PCs so I made up some desktop wallpapers.
We got 800x600 and 1024x768. Over time we'll add some
more but don't expect more than one new one each month
coz it aint gonna happen. I think currently we're starting
off with hmmm... dunno.. 8 or so I guess. Anways, use
them coz that's what they're there for. Show everyone
that you're a WankTooler and proud of it. Wear it with
pride. ;-) [top]
The
WankTool So
this is what seperates the men from the mice, the coke
from the speed, the Jenna Jameson from the Jessica Lynch
(so I heard). Fuck peeps, this is what its all about..
WankTool. Okay, so basically for ages of wanking over
internet porn and permently smoking weed I discovered
a real bad need for a hands free wank kit and then one
flash of stoner brilliance later (3 years) the concept
of WankTool was formulated. Now that I've erm.. tested
it out, meaning I rubbed a few out to it, and I have to
say that the results are impressive. You get a good wank
out of it and can totally sit back and smoke up at the
same time. Great stuff. You select the pics and set how
long you want each pic to stay on screen for, click Go
Wank and off you go. Full screen picture rotation bliss.
Good shit eh? Now I suspect once a few other websites
start hearing about WankTool they're gonna skank the idea
off of me, which is bullshit but hey, what the fuck can
I do about it.. I can't fucking sue them coz I'm simply
don't have the money (note: poor old me). But just for
the record, I want you guys to know that I was the first
person to implement this and WankTool is original. I'm
writing all this and WankTool isn't even up and running
online yet, but I'm already fucking pissed right off about
how they're all gonna pimp out my idea. The only thing
I can think of is to ask you guys to be loyal to me. If
any of those fucks do implement this, and you can bet
ur arse they will, do me a favour and boycott their site
will ya? Come on, power to the people and all that shit
right?! Thanks! But this aside, it's pretty fucking cool
isn't it?!?! LOL *fat smiley* [top]
Get
Rich But
don't die trying. Basically, I'm making sweet money out
of the porn game, it's pretty easy to do so. For example,
you see those text ads on the right hand side? The ones
for free trials and free memberships to premium porn sites?
Well basically, even though they are free for you guys
to use, I actually get paid a small amount of money if
you guys join, even though you don't have to pay anything!
The reason for this is that the companies running these
sites are so confident you'll like them loads that once
the free trial is over you'll remain a paying customer.
So therefore, even though you don't pay a cent during
your trial period, I still get some cash! Sweet eh? My
point being is that being a porn webmaster is a pretty
nice job. Shit, before I started this.. well.. actually
LOL before I started this I was a student still sitting
around getting fucked up, but, once uni had finished,
I would have had to get a 'normal' job.. some 9 to 5 bullshit.
Well, porn sites saved me from that nightmare and as I
like earning Karma points I thought I'd try and share
my good fortune with you guys and offer to teach you all
the ropes. Go check out some other porn sites and see
how many of them do this.. I fucking guarantee there aren't
any. Yeah sure, some say shit like "webmasters click
here" but I wanna give you guys a full blown introduction
into this wonderful world of sleaze. Honestly, it's easy
money, so make sure you check out that page and download
the zip file I've left you. [top]
Chats
Forum (coming
real soon) Well I won't hold my fuckin' breathe..... if
this works out I'll post up a pic of my cock superglued
to my asshole.. forums die all the time and this fucker
will probably be stillborn. However, I'll give it a go
anyways.. hopefully you guys will post up funny links
and pictures, maybe even some naked viewers. I'm gonna
hang out on there for a while and get some other peeps
to post too. If you can all do the same it will work and
will be cool. If you don't it's dead already. [top]
The
Wilderness (coming
real soon) Okay,
no matter how big WankTool becomes there is obviously
gonna be a point where you surf off into the distance..
which I guess is a good thing else otherwise I'd be responsible
for you being a 24/7 porn freak. The Wilderness is the
place where you should leave through. Basically, it's
one huge page of thousands more porn links. But here's
the fun part. Not all of the links do what they are supposed
to. Some link to other websites while other take you to
a secret movie download. There's load of stuff hidden
in The Wilderness and it's up to you guys to find it,
but I'm telling you now, it isn't very easy! mwahahaha...
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ReadME
First
Well that's obviously this page isn't it.. I better not
go into too much detail here in fear of drifting into
a recursive loop. [top]
Okay
I'm done, thats the end of the readme. It's fucking 7am
here! I've been typing this for bloody ages it seems.
Anyways, I really sincerely hope you enjoy WankTool.com
and use it as ur new regular porn spot. I'm going to add
new bits to it all the time, and in fact have already
begun the production of a WankTool2. It's hopefully gonna
be this Artificially Intelligent agent that learns your
porn needs and supplies you without even a request. Fingers
crossed that it doesn't fuck up ;-)
Anyways..
enjoy the site, bookmark it, tell ur friends, keep coming
back and blah blah blah..
[top]
*hugs and kisses*
Hindsight.
